At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I love you.
Bad choice
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