oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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