so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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