I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Drunk is a universal language darling
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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