The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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