it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I want her autograph on my taint
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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