My first STD was from a foam party
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I see more hoeing in ur future
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