Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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