so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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