He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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