Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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