And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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