we were pretty classy up until the second keg
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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