u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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