his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
my sisters under your porch take her home
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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