its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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