i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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