What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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