No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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