i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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