he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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