Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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