guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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