I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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