dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
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I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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