Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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