How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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