This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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