I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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