Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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