remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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