i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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