Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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