when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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