All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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