that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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