If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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