what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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