seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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