dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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