No subtext here. People are naked.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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