@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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