I smell stomach acid.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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So much Jack, so little girl.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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