He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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