What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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