Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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