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Just my guilt
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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