yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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