birth control should be required to get into college
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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