Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
In America we eat man semen.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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